Sunday, July 27, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014

So Wonder Woman’s pic was released today…already there are thousands of articles criticizing her outfit and not worrying if there will be enough character development, screen time, or why she doesn’t have her own goddamn movie

Saturday, July 26, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014

unclefather:

Astrology says: When the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie. That’s amore

Saturday, July 26, 2014
Hello world
Friday, July 25, 2014

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Friday, July 25, 2014

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Friday, July 25, 2014
  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
Friday, July 25, 2014

The Holy Trinity
Friday, July 25, 2014
plantaplanta:

Oily eyelids are a good look
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